Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 04, 2021

Well Mildred, it was you who said he needed a bath.

Aaron’s view is rather compromised. And downright disturbing. Ewwww

Sparky seems to be dragging the main!

The problem is that if Aaron lets go, Aaron gets bitten.

There’s kinky. And then there’s Aaron.

It’s not really up to him.

Is that Old Yeller?

Uh… what exactly is Aaron doing with the dog? Or perhaps it’s best not to know.

Ew

Afraid this will start rumors on Ballard St and may well get Aaron asked to leave the church choir.

Given the length of the foreplay.. Scooter is probably about ready to release his load

Well, it looks like everything has been covered; I’m gonna pass on this one.

In the words of Howard Wolowitz on “The Big Bang Theory”:

“You see what you’re doing? Stop that!”

When I was a boy, we briefly had a German Shepherd who could drag myself and two of my brothers off our feet at the same time by pulling on the leash. He would be chained with railroad chain to his dog house, which he would drag around the yard and smash to pieces. He was just too much dog. My father “gave him to a guy with a farm”. In rural Louisiana that probably wasn’t a euphemism.

This cartoon is so wrong in so many ways. I hope the pup chews his creepy face off.

Aaron, let poor Sparky pee in peace

Definitely fails Stewart’s Test.