Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 25, 2021

Let Scooter in, he’ll put an end to Jerald scampering.

The claws don’t retract. Those must be, gasp!, dog paws!

Put Car down on the linoleum, she’ll show Jerald what scampering really means. Oh wait. Lucille forgot to buy Bandaids again. Never mind.

When the cat’s not happy, nobody’s happy.

Good! Perhaps Kitty would like to spend the rest of her days in the great outdoors with the water mockasins.

We can clearly see who’s in charge (and who’s not in charge) here.

Does this mean the linoleum floor will be replaced?

… or is seeing him experience the queen’s “situation” enough?

Sincerest form of flattery.

That would leave me to disconcert also.

(ಠ_ಠ) (^ಠᴥಠ^)

I just love the weird.

Linoleum is not a good surface for cats.

Can’t be having a disconcerted kitty so cut it out, take your silly cats paws and play outside.

But but but… the floor looks so nicely buffed and shiny now! :>)

Funny ;-)

You stole Kitty’s thunder.