Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 09, 2021

Vertigo has its advantages, apparently.

Very true. And it also allows you to maintain your cardboard inserts in as-new condition.

Herb is going to wish he’d worn a cap… that semi- bald pate is getting a dangerous shade of cerise.

Then again, Herb may be doing some of his best thinking right now.

Herb is going to look like dried up Peaches.

You have to do your thinking ahead of time.

Is he wearing earrings, or does he have extra long lobes?

Right now Herb is thinking that the cat has totally figured out how to live.

My brain stops working around 95 degrees. Heat index will be 105 today, so no thinking after 11 AM.

Funny that.. works for guys not called Herb as well.

Herb went out last Wednesday to sit in the shade. This is Monday, Herb is dead, stiff as a board and attracting flies.

I’m very aware of potential radiation damage. After about 20 minutes in the sun, all I can think of is: why am I out in the sun?

Herb loves getting that vitamin D!

Until after 10 minutes when your skin starts to turn red.

Well, if it is summer time, I’d be thinking: Why am I not sitting in the shade?

Herb isn’t thinking about global warming then.