Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 16, 2021

Jerome, who processes every thought, wonders what he ever saw in Edith, who has never had a thought to process.

“Chain of thought?” You couldn’t even work up a good link!

After waiting all year, he couldn’t.

Does Microsoft or Apple make a thought-processing program?

No. You only thought you forgot.

It’s so hard to tell what he’s doing.

… and praying.

Thought process interrupted – he’ll have to start over.

Well, sweetheart, there are so many links to gather together and process….

Thought processing means he was asleep!

Uh oh, Jerome’s entered an infinite loop. You see, Jerome’s thoughts were about thought-processing…

Hate when that happens.. now you gotta start all over.

aka ~ napping.

Now he has to start all over again. He’s been at this for a week now.

Probably contemplating his pants which are way too short