Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 31, 2021

Last time, the cook hit him with a spatula. This time, Wanda the Waitress has a pot of hot coffee heading his way.

In about 30 seconds he will be dripping coffee and wearing the rubber band in a very inconvenient place.

Everybody needs to prepare themselves. ♪ For the Rubberband Man. ♪

Those almost look like cigarette butts. Boy, that’ll do it!

As impressive as that is, Chet, I recommend giving it a rest. A long one. Like from now on.

It’s times like this when you almost wish he would return to “shooting” paper straw wrappers like blow darts.

Chet’s a fun kind of guy.

Food Fight!

Love the guy in the back.

Ain’t that the tooth!

(¬_¬)

Play Smoke on the Water, dude!

The only trouble with Charlie is Charlie!

Marge lets him practice at home.. he’s up to dunking a cigarette butt at 3 paces 80% of the time.

My grandfather was once summarily ejected from the dining room at the Wardman Park Hotel in DC for flicking watermelon seeds at another diner.