Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 10, 2021

First date error.

Sometimes Ted forgets things.

Oh I don’t think so, Dennis. I think he just likes to mess with Marjorie.

I’ve seen Ted without his pants. “Disappointment” doesn’t begin to describe the experience.

To be fair, Ted is a bit disappointed Marjorie still has hers on…

If Ted could remember he’d put them on

When Ted talks, people, um… hide their eyes…

They met at a nudist colony and Ted just can’t adjust to life on Ballard St.

Ted got comfy after the first hour of waiting.

Ted’s better half got away from him.