Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 20, 2021

Along with Bill Gates, he’s in favor of the salt reactor that uses U238.

We’ve been begging the Ballard Garbage Collector and Dog Catcher to pick up his garbage. They refused when they discovered to glowed in the dark.

It might be time to invest in a second trash barrel, Norm.

… and entropy.

Norman says that the waste has to be dumped, and Gertrude says,‘not in my back yard’.

Have a little pity for Norman. I hear he has atomic piles.

Wasted Days and Wasted Nights. Science by day and trash by night.

Too much Dark Matter…

That fence.. ain’t that high Norman, pretty sure you could lob the odd bin over it. Keep the little woman happier too.

Come on Norm, get a Hefty bag!

Just like at work, they keep their waste in their backyard because they don’t know what to do with it.

He’s just waiting for it to cool down a bit. What’s the half-life of uranium 238, 4.5 billion years or so?

What happened to the garbage collectors?