Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 06, 2021

Try feeding them some agent orange.

I thought the low hanging branches of my trees were bad. The dogwood only stole my hat.

I have cactus in pots. They grow quite nicely with water…actually I’m kinda scared of them, the Cholla sticks to the plastic hose head.

I want to plant triffids or honey locust.

Fred had to find something to blame for his mishap with the self-propelled mower…

Fred used to work for NASA. He grew those flowers from seeds that had been to space. He’ll be reporting back to the NASA exobiology labs if he can ever get his car released.

It might be too late. Those flowers can probably go out and find their own fertilizer by now.

Happy Birthday StelBel!

This one is beyond my comprehension.. seems we need more/bigger flowers to hide this pile of.. used equipment. Possibly a few bushes would even be better but more fertilizer in any case.

Like a little vine with that “Jeez!”?

Revenge of the lawn?

(If you recognize that title, you’re too cool to drool.)

With what??

Ipomea acuminata – Blue Dawn Flower. In temperate areas and not pruned back yearly will take over your yard, your neighbor’s yard and your neighbor’s neighbor’s yard.

If the flowers can do that to a lawn mower, how safe is Fred?

That’s surprisingly aggressive, for a bunch of pansies.