Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 11, 2021

When the elastic fails, it’s time to become a rag.

Will she wear a good dust rag or will she dust with her underwear?

What kind of enjoyment will she have?

His or hers?

Synthetic fiber underpants don’t pick up much dust..so no. On the other hand, if Gloria is/was wearing the new cotton flannel undies that can be bought at Dennis"s Fine Unmentionables and Tractor Supply…well those suckers will attract dust you didn’t know you had. Unfortunately it’s WHILE you are wearing them.

Who says you can’t dust while wearing our cotton flannel undies? Works best with a short skirt.

Yeah, all those skinny young ladies, running around in skimpy lace thongs…

it’ll be years before the poor little things discover the joy of creating a large, well-worn cotton dust rag.

I used the cotton diapers as rags when my babies didn’t need them anymore. I recently threw away the last one as too ratty to be a rag. My baby is 47.

Don’t do it, Gloria! They have a tendency to streak… ㋡

Wow… must be breakfast, second breakfast?

What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper?

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GOOD MORNING PUZZLERS!

Uh oh! Spaghettios! It’s National Noodle Ring Day

Y’all have a great day of it. (((((HuGz!)))))

Wise move to recycle.. just so long as there are not too many stains and you tend to dust in public.

Don’t wear the dust rag!

A rag for a rag!

My old flannel pjs become dust rags.