Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 16, 2021

You would think that by now Stephen would know to watch for Joan’s hip bumps.

So much shrubbery that Stephen can’t avoid running into them? The Knight Who Say Ni would be jealous.

Let’s see…the sidewalk is wide enough for both of them. Stephen’s shoes are tied (still ) . He was moving forward… only one thing could knock him off balance. Joan pushed him! I know, I’m shocked too!

Next time he won’t mention that she looks like a big egg in that dress.

Not every thing is as it appears. The purse arm is activated by a bum pinch.

I notice it says peripheral judgment instead of peripheral vision.

This could mean he can see what’s there and still makes poor choices.

Stephan stopped taking his glaucoma meds.

That’s a very deep hedgerow. Stephen’s fall lost him a shoe.

Was it a hip check, left jab, or a purse roundhouse? Let’s go to the slow motion replay.

His new shoes are pulling to the left.

Another brush with… um, brush…

That’s my son in the bushes…. 6 brain surgeries and both eyeballs taken out and put back in pretty much ruined his peripheral