Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 05, 2022

The feet/paws are rather impressive.

They will have the living room all to themselves so they had better enjoy it while they can because the Weatherwaxes aren’t going to invite them to any more parties.

They are a couple of good fox outfits, and the Johnsons are clearly comfortable in them. They’re able to handle cocktail glasses! If I was in the right mood, I would be the one to go in and talk to them. Just to get an idea where they’re coming from. They have to be interesting at the very least.

And they all moved away from them on the group W bench.

I’ll just bet they are. The party is deciding who gets the pleasure of calling the men in white suits.

Any chickens in the kitchen?

They’re coming to take you away …ba dum. They’re coming to take you away.

Hmm … the Johnsons … What are they up to? They’re pretty sly.

Ballard St is normally very accepting of the furry community.

At least we now know the answer that even Dian Fossey wasn’t able to answer. Male foxes drink beer, while the vixens drink cocktails.

On the other hand, the human suits of the creatures in the kitchen look pretty convincing. A bit Ballardian, but convincing.

Sad to see the BWP* is low on funds again…

(*Ballard Witness (Witless?) Protection Program)

I believe the hosts, Mr. & Mrs. Henhouse, are not amused.

And the wolf is at the door…

Release the hounds.

The Johnson’s come to these neighborhood soirees hoping someone else will come as prey.

The foxy neighbors are here

Send a roadrunner through there and see if they aren’t really coyotes.

Fox suits tend to generate talk almost everywhere. Heck just the other day there was a heated discussion in the break room about foxes in suits.

It’s always a shock to find out acquaintances are “furries”.

look more like coyotes…beep beep

They brought their own dance music too…

Deciding who should call the men with the straight jackets.

Did you see that vixen? And that sly fox! I wonder if they are rabid?

One more cocktail and Mrs. Johnson will be getting frisky.