Hey, Dwayne, you’re not supposed to punch that thing 27 times.
Much unexplained here. What is that little target on Dwayne’s forehead, mirrored by another one to the right? What is that arrow, apparently suspended in space?
Well, that’ll wake you up…
“Dwayne’s dead, Jim.”
You won’t go back to sleep now, will you?
He’s got the touch!
An excellent performance as an alarm clock, though – Dwayne is unquestionably awake.
Good morning, Dwayne … Your mission, if you decide to accept it, is to get up out of bed …
… This message will self destruct in five seconds.
Dwayne had the most shocking dream, or was it a dream?
“A NEAR total malfunction”? What would a total, total look like ?
Ironically, Dwayne is now “snoozing” with his eyes open…
Well, he’s awake, so it wasn’t a TOTAL malfunction.
He loses more good alarm clocks that way. :)
oldpine52 almost 3 years ago
Hey, Dwayne, you’re not supposed to punch that thing 27 times.
DennisinSeattle almost 3 years ago
Much unexplained here. What is that little target on Dwayne’s forehead, mirrored by another one to the right? What is that arrow, apparently suspended in space?
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, that’ll wake you up…
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Dwayne’s dead, Jim.”
whahoppened almost 3 years ago
You won’t go back to sleep now, will you?
Qiset almost 3 years ago
He’s got the touch!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 3 years ago
An excellent performance as an alarm clock, though – Dwayne is unquestionably awake.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Good morning, Dwayne … Your mission, if you decide to accept it, is to get up out of bed …
… This message will self destruct in five seconds.
rhpii almost 3 years ago
Dwayne had the most shocking dream, or was it a dream?
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
“A NEAR total malfunction”? What would a total, total look like ?
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
Ironically, Dwayne is now “snoozing” with his eyes open…
dpatrickryan Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, he’s awake, so it wasn’t a TOTAL malfunction.
Impkins Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He loses more good alarm clocks that way. :)