Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 08, 2022

Hey, Dwayne, you’re not supposed to punch that thing 27 times.

Much unexplained here. What is that little target on Dwayne’s forehead, mirrored by another one to the right? What is that arrow, apparently suspended in space?

Well, that’ll wake you up…

“Dwayne’s dead, Jim.”

You won’t go back to sleep now, will you?

He’s got the touch!

An excellent performance as an alarm clock, though – Dwayne is unquestionably awake.

Good morning, Dwayne … Your mission, if you decide to accept it, is to get up out of bed …

… This message will self destruct in five seconds.

Dwayne had the most shocking dream, or was it a dream?

“A NEAR total malfunction”? What would a total, total look like ?

Ironically, Dwayne is now “snoozing” with his eyes open…

Well, he’s awake, so it wasn’t a TOTAL malfunction.

He loses more good alarm clocks that way. :)