Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 12, 2022

Nobody cares, Gary….yawn

Not sure “gift” is the word I would use to describe Gary’s penchant for own-horn tooting.

Pant cuffs are notorious for collecting sparks.

Has Gary been on a trip, or is this his usual return from work?

oh apparently I’ve known many Garys in my life already

Call the Sheriff. Gary’s arrived at the wrong house (again) and the sparklers have Mrs. Tweedleneck’s birds all aflutter…

Oh shoot, it looks like you are the only one!

Narcissism is rampant on Ballard Street.

However, it has happens nobody is home?

Meryl debates whether to hold up her “Whoop-de-doo!” sign or her “Meh…” sign.

It’s all show for the neighbors.. evidently, in the bedroom Gary is a huge disappointment.

ZZZZZzzzzzzz

All of Ballard Street knows when Gary arrives home. Not all are pleased.

Well, somebody has to. Sometimes my second wife would not even look up when I came home. Fortunately, my cat would always greet me at the door.

Well, really small things.

Hey…it might be worth a try!

Gary hasn’t yet noticed that his wife put up a sign, “Who Cares?”