Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 15, 2022

He’s going to lose what little testosterone he has left when his wife finds out what he did to her prize daisies.

All he’s doing is upsetting the bees that were in those flowers.

We need to stem violence!

Did that flower say something about his wife?

What did that poor flower ever do to you Paul ?

That flower knows what it did.

Deflowering?

“She loves me not.” ?

Looks like the Will Smith slap has crossed many lines…

And the Sunflower experiences a little burst of Chlorophyll… Oh, it’s on!

He’s prepping to fire the staff at his flower shop?

Bob the Squirrel will be coming for him

One can think of far better ways to have used that little bit of testrostegen. As an old saying goes.. waste not.. want not. Shoulda picked that flower and brought it to the missus.. coulda been a win win.

Little did Paul know that it was a retired-wrestler-turned-gardener’s favorite sunflower.

Interesting that “a little burst of testosterone” is demonstrated in an act of violence.

I hope he slapped a bee. :)

Paul’s been into flower POWer since the 60’s.

He must be reading “Day of the Trifids” (like I am) and taking out some revenge…

Let me introduce you to my friend Audrey, Paul.

Paul needs anger management training now.