Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 03, 2022

Don’t mess with Mr In-Between.

Actually, Milton is re-enacting the garbage chamber scene from the first Star Wars movie. He, of course, is doing the part of Princess Leia.

How can you tell? Is it just his physical location, in the doorway? His posture, with panels fore and aft? Is it the patterns on those panels? Which direction to show your stripes? L-R, or R-L can make all the difference, you know. Go bold – go for a cross-hatch.

He certainly seems proud of himself.

I’m beginning to wonder about the quality of the water in Ballard. At least it doesn’t seem to affect us women much…

This calls for a panel discussion.

this is his idea of camouflage?

No, no, no! You’re all wrong. This is the Aristotelian Mean. The safest place to be is the middle of the road.

“You don’t see me. There’s nobody here.”

“Wha? Umm.. For a second I thought I heard something.”

Mr. In-Between has some moves. In fact, he’s got style.

Inspired by a fan dancer

Windy days are a challenge.

If he doesn’t watch where he’s going, he’s gonna be “Mr. In-Between Splints”…

This is the Burl Ives lyric I remembered for “Mr. In-between”

“To feel he’s a part of the Lost Generation

I feel like a choo-choo that can’t find the station

I work like a dog with no recreation

They call me Mr. In-Between"

(It’s still better than being “Mr. 5 by 5” – 5 feet tall and 5 feet wide.) :)

With Milton’s narcissism, I’m surprised they aren’t mirrors.

Ballard Street ALWAYS makes me laugh out loud HAHAHA

Milton is at the In-between stage of his life. In-between sanity and insanity.