Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 24, 2022

Scooter is about to go all cowboy on Franklin.

Leonard is easily entertained, Scooter, not so much so.

The scenery used to have cats, but Scooter made shreds out of that paper.

Scooter’s not fooled by the voice anymore. If it doesn’t smell like a cow, it is not a cow.

I like to think Scooter was real excited for the first fifteen, twenty times.

It’s not the cow(s) that jumped over the moon (this time)

[… and this dog is not going to laugh (or even look) at this “sport”]

Well… I guess it’s hard, always being the smartest one in the room.

What can Scooter say, that he hasn’t said before?

Trick question, of course… he can’t say anything… he’s a dog.

Unfair as it is to a creature of such high intelligence, this isn’t some talking-animal cartoon.

Scooter is wishing he could get a job with Disney or something.

Unless he’s backpedaling, the cows are going backwards with that sprocket and chain arrangement. It’s the curse of the inability to suspend disbelief.

Scooter is thinking the tumbling tumbleweeds are between his ears.

Eye roll…….

SQUIRREL!!! – That should work…

Scooter wonders how he got stuck with a doofus?

Another version of the Peloton bike..

Scooter: {"Eat mor chikin…"}

Kinda like I65 from Chicago to Indianapolis. Corn corn corn soy beans corn COWS!

Weird movie reference “Look kids! Big Ben. Parliament.”

A delightful trip in the country but Scooter is a city dog and has no desire to know anything about cows.. now if there was a squirrel, different story.

In the British comedy sci-fi series “Hyperdrive”, the Captain exercises on a treadmill with a projected background. Because he has chosen “realistic” setting, the computer periodically throws leaves and trash on the treadmill in front of him. Afterward, even though he is the Captain, the computer informs him he is expected to collect all the trash and put it in the bin for re-use.

I Love Scooter!!

Leonard inventor of the Peloton cycle.

Scooter wishes he could nap in peace.