Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 05, 2022

Harold is thinking don’t look at me, I didn’t take it.

She has some moxie in her closet behind her winter coats. Remind her about that.

Spunk? Is that anything like mojo?

It’s right there, it just settled around your hips. Oops, did I say that out loud?

You left it in your trunk, no wonder you’re in a funk.

“That’s alright, dear. Why just yesterday I lost my mojo.”

He could respond a little like Lou Grant and say …

… “That’s great, Mary, I hate spunk.”

Oh dear, how sad. Ethel lost her spunk and she’s in a spunk funk.

Maybe you left it at Mable’s….you did have a heavy lunch there today…

Awww, her expression is heartbreaking.

I know the feeling. Steady rain all morning and my spunk just went down the drain. What to do but take a nap?

Find your polka dot dress. It’s there.

spink her Harold

I lost my spunk, when I realized I should have married Eugene……….sigh!

It’s either on the bottom of your shoe, or you’re sitting in it.

I keep losing mine as well, now I tie a string to it.. much like my mom did to my mittens when I was little.

Always an exciting moment when you find it though, I hope Harold is up for it… sadly my wife seldom is.

Nope…. not doin’ it.

“It’s probably in the closet where we keep the moxie.”

Haven’t seen mine in years.

It’s just another thing we lose with age, Dear.

I told you to stay away from the Ballard Street Casino & Carwash.

Soon to be replaced by panic. :)

Check with Austin Powers; he’s good at finding that. Oops. wrong *unk.

Have you checked under Harold’s chair? It may have rolled there.