Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 26, 2022

I give my temple a good swat and tell myself I’m being bad or stupid. Usually, after I do a less than smart move on the highway.

Hopefully about his taste, or lack there of, in suits.

Unfortunately he isn’t listening.

Listen here my good friend

At least he is sitting down for what he is about to hear…!

People in mirror are much farther away than they appear

You know it’s serious when he rolls up his sleeves.

We all know he’s too soft, and will end up forgiving himself.

Listen up, Mr Geek of the year…..

Well, it’s about time somebody did.

He’s getting right “up in his grille”

I should do that. But I don’t want to hear what I have to say.

Always a good thing to start the day listening to an inspirational speech. But, if Geoffrey does not take notes, chances are it will be a waste of time.

The last time he gave himself a talking to…he stood in a corner for two hours!

I hope it doesn’t end in tears…

Do it while shaving; it saves time.

I give myself a good talking to all the time. The trouble is, I don’t listen! :-D

I smile at a lot of comics but I always laugh out loud at this one!!

I hope part of the lecture is about his habit of leaving a good hat on the floor.

Geoffrey always talks to the magnifying side of the mirror, because he thinks he’s a big man in the world.