Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 16, 2022

Bat-ten the hatches

Ted is considering switching seats with Mabel.

Which one is Ted?

When they issue catcher’s masks and gloves to the first few rows, you know it’s going to be an exciting evening!

Gallagher does baseball?

And there sits Ted with no glove. Time to look for a seat in the balcony.

With the tee that low, shouldn’t there be golf clubs instead?

Ted wonders why he’s uneasy… and then it hit him…

Maybe it’s a comedy. The audience ends up in stitches.

No one ever pays attention to his 3 hour talks so he changed tactics…

There is always a bright side Ted, you get to keep the ball. And, if you collect 3 you win a surprise.

It’s a one-act play and the act is “batting”.

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Maybe it is a bunt clinic!

It does not look promising.