Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 01, 2022

Stanley shouldn’t have tried slipping that cheap stuff into Rex’s food dish.

he’s meat-blind that’s all

He was going for the elbow.not happy with a mouth full of gingham..

Rex had his heart set on watching the Rin-Tin-Tin reruns tonight. But as soon as Stanley commandeered the remote, he knew it was going to be F-Troop instead. Again. He has had about enough of this silliness and believes NOW it is time for some canine heroics.

Too much Fox commentary tonight.

A few days ago, it was the pants. Now it’s the shirt. What is it with these Ballard Street dogs and gingham?

He thinks he’s a cat…

Perhaps he hasn’t had enough roughage in his diet, and his instincts took over.

That’s the third shirt this week…discipline boy, discipline!

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

{"Your elbow was making a shadow on my spot…"}

T’is what you get when you rush him while taking him on his.. walks. Every lamp post and tree must be duly checked.. or, you get a fussy resentful dog.

With me, dogs only get one bite (unless severely provoked). Women, too.

Took a bite outa crime!!!!

Does Rex not care for Stanley’s shirt?