Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 06, 2022

Scooter is one of the leading causes of bad thoughts on Ballard St.

used to use that technique – now i can barely reach 5

Then he kicks Scooter in the heinie.

Scooter now has ten seconds to get away – and he knows it.

Scooter better scoot

Corey tries to count to ten when he gets a bad thought, but usually he can only make it to three or four before he gets another one.

https://youtu.be/SM8S4Y7FPMk

Corey should be doing a countdown from ten (10, 9, 8, 7 …) until he launches Scooter with his foot in Scooter’s rear end.

Happy Sun(fun)day everyone X

My my, just WHERE has this pooch been?

Corey will always shoes not to overreact. These are times to paws and reflect.

If Scooter can get Corey down to six before “The Chase”, it’ll be a new Ballard Street Record!

And thinking hurts, doesn’t it Corey…?

Mostly a good idea, but in this case you will miss giving Scooter a good kick to his heinie. Mind, had you not been counting for the previous bad thought about having to go to work.. you may well have avoided this latest bad though.

Purepaul says:Don’t expect ten will work. Maybe twenty?

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

And after that???? (KTD)

However, seldom does he reach 10 before he explodes!

Corey will make it to 10 and then chase Scooter down with a rolled up newspaper, which he will apply with force to Scooter’s derriere.