Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 01, 2023

Allen needs new glasses.

And he likes what he see a bit too much.

Somebody has to do it. And I sure won’t be one of us. Vain. Pompous twit….mutter mutter mutter…..

It must be a metal mirror.

Allen’s favourite song is; Oh Lord It’s Hard To Be Humble by Mac Davis

And it reflects badly on everyone else.

Allen needs to get out more.

Not to mention his selfie addiction on Facebook.

Ballard Street is as great as it is cool.

Good morning Balladeers.

There once was a fella named Al,

who was his own really best pal.

When he looked at himself, he would cry “Hey, top shelf!”

but strangely, no resulting cute gal…

Allen is having another delusional spell….

Seeing his image, Allen reflects-ively chants his daily affirmation: “Mirror on the wall, who’s the most Zen-like and present-tense of all?”

Allen’s reflection on himself will change with age!

My second wife decorated with wall mirrors. She wanted to watch herself grow old gracefully and did a fine job of it. :)

Allen is the mirror image of reflected vanity!

For those wondering, mirrors do reflect Allen’s image.

The small mirror means that he only sees his pensive eyes and dashing smile, not the receding hairline.