Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 29, 2023

They were a rip off

Is Dennis selling those cheap Oriental blue jeans…again.

We’re gonna just St here and wait for the rest to fall off. We got a pool going on polka dot shorts or the plaid. Mary over there thinks it’s the Winnie the Pooh ones.

let’s hope his underwear is not of the same quality

The designer of those pants is a poor pocket planner.

But apparently, his shirt pocket protector is safe and sound.

Somebody needs to get Tony down to Dennis’s Fine Men’s Apparel & Chili Hut, stat.

His wallet and comb, embarrassed by the cheapness, made a leap for freedom.

Tony seems to be coming apart at the seams.

The failed first start at the shredded jeans look.

Good morning Balladeers.

Aww, everything has fallen out of his pocket, even the pocket.

Hopefully he is a buyer of cheap cellphones, too.

Made in China!

Hate when that happens, especially when you are trying to impress the ladies.

I’ve heard of ‘losing the thread’, but this is ridiculous!

They’re not cheap. They are reasonably priced.

For once Scooter didn’t do it!

He must have snagged the pocket on a zephyr. :)

Tony’s luck ran out when his pocketful of miracles fell away.

Tony continues his experiments with the one-cheek-sneak.

Tony needs a good, comprehensive pants insurance policy. And I’ll sell him one!!!

It’s like he had a rocket in his pocket.

Tony has been working his a$$ off, and it’s starting to show.

He will be claiming this as an Out-of-Pocket expense…