Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 07, 2023

Obviously Stewart’s brain wants Stew to start a Ballard St. chapter of the Black Hand.

Stewart’s brain wonders about Stewart too.

Fortunately for Stewart, the right hand does not follow instructions, bit of a rebel that side of him.

I stand in wonder at what Stewart’s brain makes him wear

Yes, it is a medical problem. One of you will know the diagnosis and the description.

Or lack thereof.

Follow the yellow brick road…

Stewart is the biggest drip around!

Yes Stewart, the paint is still wet…

Wait for it, facepalm coming up

In his right mind, he put his left hand in the paint.

Well, that was a silly thing to do!

Not a smart way to check the color!

No, Stewart, there is not a prize at the bottom…

(And that is not what “Hand-Painted” means…)

Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

Reminds me of a Hunter Thompson story about the guy who came out of the aircraft toilet with a blue hand.

Stewart thought he knew paint like the black of his hand.

The older you get, the more “what the heck did I just do?” moments there are.

Stew, it’s called finger painting, not hand painting, because — oh, never mind.

Stewart is quite handy…..and as Red Green always said “if the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy”!!!

Time to make handprint turkeys.

Other people stand in wonder of the things Stewart’s brain is unable to prevent him from doing.

Stewart should be in awe of the fact that he HAS a brain.

Did Stewart see a red door? He’ll never paint it black at this rate.