paper bag on the head and you’re done – and don’t forget 2 holes for the eyes (unless you’re used to walk into trees)
And he only paid $5000.95 for his new improved super duper protect-all (patent pending) brief case.
Eric knows that if a salesman looks him directly in the eyes he can’t resist.
You mean like the person who sold him those pants? ( and no it wasn’t Dennis)
Eric is a bill of goods. Just ask his boss.
Hey Eric! I’ve got some good bills here! You can get in on the ground floor on this deal. Only $50K.
He could at least splurge on a decent-looking pair of pants.
Eric is wise to hide from Bill Goode, salesman of the year at the Ballard Feed and Novelty store.
If you’re not careful, Eric, you’ll walk into a tree. Also, is that a hole in the heel of your shoe?
Eric ain’t Idle…
Can’t say I blame Eric, those bills of goods are the absolute worst thing to buy. Can’t use them in a scrapbook, they don’t make good wallpaper and are marginally efficient as toilet paper
Good morning Balladeers!
Eric felt safe in his plan until a new neighbor moved in next door — Bill O’Good.
Eric does not trust women…he’s been divorced 5 times and still paying alimony to3 ex-wives!
For all of you down on Eric’s taste in pants, at least he is comfortable enough to take out his cardboard inserts and go casual.
Eric is a devoted practitioner of the ostrich philosophy.
Dennis is struck dumb. He had his bill of goods all ready.
Eric’s case of paranoia was fortunately brief.
seanfear over 1 year ago
paper bag on the head and you’re done – and don’t forget 2 holes for the eyes (unless you’re used to walk into trees)
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
And he only paid $5000.95 for his new improved super duper protect-all (patent pending) brief case.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Eric knows that if a salesman looks him directly in the eyes he can’t resist.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago
You mean like the person who sold him those pants? ( and no it wasn’t Dennis)
marilynnbyerly over 1 year ago
Eric is a bill of goods. Just ask his boss.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hey Eric! I’ve got some good bills here! You can get in on the ground floor on this deal. Only $50K.
Bilan over 1 year ago
He could at least splurge on a decent-looking pair of pants.
P51Strega over 1 year ago
Eric is wise to hide from Bill Goode, salesman of the year at the Ballard Feed and Novelty store.
ladykat over 1 year ago
If you’re not careful, Eric, you’ll walk into a tree. Also, is that a hole in the heel of your shoe?
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
Eric ain’t Idle…
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
Can’t say I blame Eric, those bills of goods are the absolute worst thing to buy. Can’t use them in a scrapbook, they don’t make good wallpaper and are marginally efficient as toilet paper
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good morning Balladeers!
Nebuchadnezzar Scrood's Tannin Garden of BabbleOn over 1 year ago
Eric felt safe in his plan until a new neighbor moved in next door — Bill O’Good.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Eric does not trust women…he’s been divorced 5 times and still paying alimony to3 ex-wives!
rhpii over 1 year ago
For all of you down on Eric’s taste in pants, at least he is comfortable enough to take out his cardboard inserts and go casual.
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
Eric is a devoted practitioner of the ostrich philosophy.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dennis is struck dumb. He had his bill of goods all ready.
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
Eric’s case of paranoia was fortunately brief.