Hey, and Stacey appears to have all his thumbs in good shape! Not easy with small pieces like that! However, some of those nails don’t appear to have gotten pounded all the way down. I’ll bet he found at least one of them starting to bend a bit, so he backed off.
He can be found down to Miller’s Hardware and the Pucker Packin’ Pickle Plant every Saturday at 2:08 PM. They gave him his own corner and everything. ( it’s just left of the cat litter).
Shikamoo Premium Member over 1 year ago
Stacey is always hammered these days.
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
Everyone on Ballard St. knows that Stacey is a tool… or something almost like that.
Prof. Mementomori's Chamber of Methane Horrors over 1 year ago
The hard part is folding it all up and fitting it safely into his pocket for the next introduction.
Farside99 over 1 year ago
Hey, and Stacey appears to have all his thumbs in good shape! Not easy with small pieces like that! However, some of those nails don’t appear to have gotten pounded all the way down. I’ll bet he found at least one of them starting to bend a bit, so he backed off.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago
He can be found down to Miller’s Hardware and the Pucker Packin’ Pickle Plant every Saturday at 2:08 PM. They gave him his own corner and everything. ( it’s just left of the cat litter).
DennisinSeattle over 1 year ago
You’ve got to admire those trousers! And the pocket handkerchiefs!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
Stacey, I’ll give you $10 and five minutes to pack up your stuff and get out of my store!
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
If your only tool is a hammer……
-Saint- over 1 year ago
Although not the sharpest tool in the shed, Stacey still found his calling…
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Pound for pound, he’s the best hammer salesman in the business.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
You wooden believe what he charges for those things.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
Let’s hope Stacey doesn’t have a speech impediment…
“Now, this is my best craw hammer.”
“Craw hammer?”
“Not craw, craw!” (With a tip-o-the-hat to “Get Smart”)
Dumb as a bag of… wood. ☺
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
Graduated top of his class, won an award too for using the most nails per letter (MNPL).
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
The hammer sells itself…Mr. Collins spends his commission on wood……?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good morning Balladeers.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Ad hoc carpentry demonstrations never caught on. People tend to wander off during the hammering.
Prof. Mementomori's Chamber of Methane Horrors over 1 year ago
Stan is the new host of “HammerTime!” this fall on HGTV.
{Yes, the show’s theme song is “U Can’t Bash This”… )
Bilan over 1 year ago
I hope he has a heck of a commission.
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
Stacey’s a real double-breasted hammer head.
T... over 1 year ago
Stanley Collins won Hammer Super Salesman of the year 12 Years running; and kept on hammering…
Shikamoo Premium Member over 1 year ago
If you buy his hammer, Stacey promises to mallet to you for free. Or he might nail it to you, but I don’t recommend that option.