Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 08, 2023

Chinese, is definitely a language that doesn’t circulate there.

They listen to old 78’s with the speed set on 33 1/3.

If he means, “Say that again,” I’m running away screaming. If he wants me to come back, I’m running away screaming.

What?

Slow down I’m having trouble keeping up…

Especially with low talkers

I sometimes need things repeated, but that’s usually because I wasn’t listening hard enough.

The Fast Talkers Society hate those guys… ☺

The Slow Listeners Club also doubles as a porn studio.

They should have a convention with the S.T.O.A. The Slow Talkers Of America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hugHretcMKQ&ab_channel=BobElliott%26RayGoulding-Topic

For the third time I said turn on the lights….

Funny how all the members are married men.

Good morning Balladeers!

Paradoxically, next door is The Hard-of-Thinking Society.

Say what?

This only affects me when I listen to Spanish. :)

I have what I call “Manana Spanish” – the next day I remember what I should have said.

Practice makes perfect.

“Put. the. candle. back…”

After you.