Unfortunately, Martin works for an orange growers co-op.
does he manage a funeral house?
You’ll know he nailed it when you hear the audience gagging.
Go forth with a smile — be chatty, be bold
otherwise, all of us here will starve in the cold.
Martin, remember that sales rhymes with whales. and go from there.
Martin has worked on being the spitting image of Edgar Allen – and we wish that habit would be never more when he recites his work…
Thought that was Nixon at first :)
Martin takes his inspiration from Burma-Shave.
Is that a sprig of lilac in his boutonniere?
Poetic? Pathetic? Pretty close.
Of course, this calls for a Limerick:
There once was a fella named Martin,
who prepared for a meeting he’s startin’.
He’d regale them with tales, but instead only gales,
from those Tacos (I mean Martin’s fartin’…)
…
In his mind, old Martin’s a poet.
His words, they flow, doncha know it!
About his Haiku, the Staff, they go “Phew!”
And his Limericks? As bad as ChessPirate… ☺
Stop & smell the roses?
What’s this? A fragrant bunch of posies?
Violets perhaps….
Good morning Balladeers!
Um…. Lessee now…
There was a young salesman from Bruin,
every sale he attempted led to ruin.
’Twas too difficult for customers to bear,
him showing up in company underwear.
The boss said, “Around you should stop ska-roo-in’!”
(Sorry – I never know where these things will wind up when first starting.)
The final days at Acme Buggy Whip become increasingly desperate.
So sales will bloom, and profits will zoom.
“Before you go out there to sell, sell, sell, remember that if I can buy that boat, life will be much easier for you.”
I fear that Martin and his job may be partin’.
Ajax SeedCorp opts to put the fear of Drought into the sales staff:
Lungworts are blue,
Bleeding Hearts are red.
Get off your fat Asters
or we’ll make more deadheads, you worthless corpse flowers!
oldpine52 about 1 year ago
Unfortunately, Martin works for an orange growers co-op.
seanfear about 1 year ago
does he manage a funeral house?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago
You’ll know he nailed it when you hear the audience gagging.
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ about 1 year ago
Go forth with a smile — be chatty, be bold
otherwise, all of us here will starve in the cold.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 year ago
Martin, remember that sales rhymes with whales. and go from there.
-Saint- about 1 year ago
Martin has worked on being the spitting image of Edgar Allen – and we wish that habit would be never more when he recites his work…
papajim545 about 1 year ago
Thought that was Nixon at first :)
rhpii about 1 year ago
Martin takes his inspiration from Burma-Shave.
ladykat about 1 year ago
Is that a sprig of lilac in his boutonniere?
MeGoNow Premium Member about 1 year ago
Poetic? Pathetic? Pretty close.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
Of course, this calls for a Limerick:
There once was a fella named Martin,
who prepared for a meeting he’s startin’.
He’d regale them with tales, but instead only gales,
from those Tacos (I mean Martin’s fartin’…)
…
In his mind, old Martin’s a poet.
His words, they flow, doncha know it!
About his Haiku, the Staff, they go “Phew!”
And his Limericks? As bad as ChessPirate… ☺
SheMc about 1 year ago
Stop & smell the roses?
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
What’s this? A fragrant bunch of posies?
Violets perhaps….
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good morning Balladeers!
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ about 1 year ago
Um…. Lessee now…
There was a young salesman from Bruin,
every sale he attempted led to ruin.
’Twas too difficult for customers to bear,
him showing up in company underwear.
The boss said, “Around you should stop ska-roo-in’!”
(Sorry – I never know where these things will wind up when first starting.)
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ about 1 year ago
The final days at Acme Buggy Whip become increasingly desperate.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
So sales will bloom, and profits will zoom.
Bilan about 1 year ago
“Before you go out there to sell, sell, sell, remember that if I can buy that boat, life will be much easier for you.”
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 year ago
I fear that Martin and his job may be partin’.
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ about 1 year ago
Ajax SeedCorp opts to put the fear of Drought into the sales staff:
Lungworts are blue,
Bleeding Hearts are red.
Get off your fat Asters
or we’ll make more deadheads, you worthless corpse flowers!