umm … good luck with that (with these pants I doubt it)
Depends on how much your branches rustle
They have long seen him as a wide elder, which is almost the same…well kinda.
Sorry, Cliff.
Sharp inserts notwithstanding, Dennis’s tailor, Andre, got his pants too short. I think it’s because Andre secretly likes a well turned ankle.
Wise up, Cliff.
Cliff may have to settle for just knowing it himself.
Like his pants, his Cliff notes are a few pages short…
I think of Cliff as an older elder because I refuse to be one.
Probably not.
Well, still probably better than being referred to as “smelt of elderberries”…
If only he would stop being bored!
Yes Cliff , today .
Cliff is known as a wide elder, missing the mark by only one letter, sadly close only counts in horseshoes.
In today’s society, “elder wisdom”, once the distilled knowledge of a lifetime of a personal experience, is essentially “blown away” by a constant barrage of dubious media overwrites.
I see Cliff as a WIDE elder.
Good morning Balladeers!
Cliff dwells in a state of denial regarding his reduced status in society as a non-prized demographic member — and is far happier for it.
oh…a wise guy, huh?
Nope, not today…nor tomorrow…Sunday’s not looking good either
As they say, the best way to be seen as wise is to not say anything.
Would you settle for a weisenheimer, Cliff?
although he’s an elder, cliff often makes an ash of himself…
Cliff should keep his smart phone out front if he wants to be perceived as wise.
Cliff is a perfect example of the quote, “With age comes wisdom…but sometimes, age comes alone.”
seanfear about 1 year ago
umm … good luck with that (with these pants I doubt it)
C about 1 year ago
Depends on how much your branches rustle
oldpine52 about 1 year ago
They have long seen him as a wide elder, which is almost the same…well kinda.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sorry, Cliff.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sharp inserts notwithstanding, Dennis’s tailor, Andre, got his pants too short. I think it’s because Andre secretly likes a well turned ankle.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
Wise up, Cliff.
Doug K about 1 year ago
Cliff may have to settle for just knowing it himself.
-Saint- about 1 year ago
Like his pants, his Cliff notes are a few pages short…
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 1 year ago
I think of Cliff as an older elder because I refuse to be one.
ladykat about 1 year ago
Probably not.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
Well, still probably better than being referred to as “smelt of elderberries”…
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
If only he would stop being bored!
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yes Cliff , today .
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago
Cliff is known as a wide elder, missing the mark by only one letter, sadly close only counts in horseshoes.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
In today’s society, “elder wisdom”, once the distilled knowledge of a lifetime of a personal experience, is essentially “blown away” by a constant barrage of dubious media overwrites.
cfkelley about 1 year ago
I see Cliff as a WIDE elder.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good morning Balladeers!
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ about 1 year ago
Cliff dwells in a state of denial regarding his reduced status in society as a non-prized demographic member — and is far happier for it.
oakie817 about 1 year ago
oh…a wise guy, huh?
Jimmyk939 about 1 year ago
Nope, not today…nor tomorrow…Sunday’s not looking good either
Bilan about 1 year ago
As they say, the best way to be seen as wise is to not say anything.
JP Steve Premium Member about 1 year ago
Would you settle for a weisenheimer, Cliff?
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
although he’s an elder, cliff often makes an ash of himself…
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 year ago
Cliff should keep his smart phone out front if he wants to be perceived as wise.
Chris Sherlock about 1 year ago
Cliff is a perfect example of the quote, “With age comes wisdom…but sometimes, age comes alone.”