Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 14, 2023

just throw the lady to the bear

Dine and slash

Ken’s hi-jenks can be hard to bear.

Better call it a night. Or employ some bear spray.

Ken is going to find himself at the SPCA come morning…word is out.

Enough with the takeout for one day, Ken!

Fun to think of Ken being the one holding the pizza box…

Ken works for Ed…

Good morning Balladeers!

Got nothing for today’s Ballard St.

With a majority of Ballard Street denizens into costumes, I’m surprised Ken gets away with this.

Hey now, this gives me an idea .

Ken spent all his cash on a bear suit.

He’ll be lucky if all that happens is he gets tasered. :)

Sometimes you get the pizza — sometimes, the pizza gets you.

Plenty of carbs, fat, and protein for hiBEARnation that way!

Ken goes deeps on his new children’s book character, Pizza Bear.

Later that evening, Ken can be heard moaning:

I can believe I ate the whole dumpster-thing….

ken can be a real pain in the ursa…

Play to your strength, Ken. Go back to pic-a-nic baskets…