Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 18, 2023

Know it all

Any knowledge you get from Monty won’t be worth the asking price.

Look at him there, without so much as a dictionary for reference, passing himself off as Dr. Irwin Corey, the World’s Foremost Authority.

this guy definitely invented the internet

Not that high, it’s FREE

Uh oh, here comes Professor Herbert Zklaxenspeil the famous Theoretical Physicist. Let’s watch.

Knowledge is powerless in his case.

Monty knows he knows. The rest of us wonder what it is he knows?

Probably has no tattoos also

The old joke around here – what does the N stand for on the Nebraska Football helmet? Nowledge.

Montyknows diddly squat. That’s why it’s free.

Location Monty, location. Move that table next to the Ballard St Pulleys and Such, those guys always need help.

Good morning Balladeers!

He’s always ready to give “The Full Monty”, and the other Ballard Residents believe him…

Not only is it free, but Monty will give you his two cents.

Monty’s practical knowledge is confined to curbside lemonade-stand construction.

We can just hope he doesn’t find the Internet.

You’ll get what you pay for.

The #1 question: Can’t I just walk by without getting your two cents worth?

Monty has managed to pick an encyclopedic occuptaion!

He kinda reminds me of someone in the news these days…

Known a few like that. The asking price in this case is often more than the information is worth.

the sign should read free to a good home…

Almost anyone will give you free advice. It’s often worth less than nothing… if you valued the time you wasted listening to it.

Don’t you go dropping a dime on me for calling it quits for tonight.