unless you did mention the place, Doris, then he’s right.
Living room croquet was not what she had in mind, Maynard.
There’s no pleasing Doris
The hard part is drilling the wicket and peg holes in the floor. Then it’s fun
That would be annoyingly loud.
Doris, would you consider joining the game?
He’s got you there, Doris. It’s a sticky wicket.
Only on Ballard Street need you ask, when someone suggests croquet, indoors or out?
Wait til she sees the wickets he poked through her $ 12.99 a yard Broadloom.
Are those actually all croquet balls? How many croquet sets does he have? What is his target?
It looks like Doris could just ignore him and let him have his fun. If not, it may be time for her to establish some house rules.
A lack of specificity is a curse.
Doris, just whip his butt at croquet a few times and he’ll quickly tire of that.
Doris considers giving his balls a good whack.
“When you laid out the course, did you have to include the bathroom?”
This is not an indoor game. Take it out to the yard.
Gerald should take his activity outdoors.
Good morning Balladeers!
And.. it’s raining out.
Seems like a synthesis of croquet and stumblefoot. It’s usually played with a mallard rather than a mallet, though.
Maynard/Gerald knew that if he played his game right, Doris would stop bugging him to get a hobby.
Mind if I play through?
If he played outdoors, Roscoe would get involved. Then the competition would just get ugly.
It’s your own fault, Doris, for giving Maynard wicket thoughts…
And after that, it was balls to the walls.
doris actually told him to take up “crochet”…
Maybe Maynard should have consulted with Doris regarding a choice of hobby.
seanfear 12 months ago
unless you did mention the place, Doris, then he’s right.
oldpine52 12 months ago
Living room croquet was not what she had in mind, Maynard.
C 12 months ago
There’s no pleasing Doris
BigBoy 12 months ago
The hard part is drilling the wicket and peg holes in the floor. Then it’s fun
marilynnbyerly 12 months ago
That would be annoyingly loud.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member 12 months ago
Doris, would you consider joining the game?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 12 months ago
He’s got you there, Doris. It’s a sticky wicket.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago
Only on Ballard Street need you ask, when someone suggests croquet, indoors or out?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 12 months ago
Wait til she sees the wickets he poked through her $ 12.99 a yard Broadloom.
Doug K 12 months ago
Are those actually all croquet balls? How many croquet sets does he have? What is his target?
It looks like Doris could just ignore him and let him have his fun. If not, it may be time for her to establish some house rules.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 12 months ago
A lack of specificity is a curse.
P51Strega 12 months ago
Doris, just whip his butt at croquet a few times and he’ll quickly tire of that.
Pocosdad 12 months ago
Doris considers giving his balls a good whack.
ChessPirate 12 months ago
“When you laid out the course, did you have to include the bathroom?”
ladykat 12 months ago
This is not an indoor game. Take it out to the yard.
morningglory73 Premium Member 12 months ago
Gerald should take his activity outdoors.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 12 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 months ago
And.. it’s raining out.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
Seems like a synthesis of croquet and stumblefoot. It’s usually played with a mallard rather than a mallet, though.
Shikamoo Premium Member 12 months ago
Maynard/Gerald knew that if he played his game right, Doris would stop bugging him to get a hobby.
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Mind if I play through?
Bilan 12 months ago
If he played outdoors, Roscoe would get involved. Then the competition would just get ugly.
JP Steve Premium Member 12 months ago
It’s your own fault, Doris, for giving Maynard wicket thoughts…
ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago
And after that, it was balls to the walls.
gopher gofer 12 months ago
doris actually told him to take up “crochet”…
Chris Sherlock 12 months ago
Maybe Maynard should have consulted with Doris regarding a choice of hobby.