Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 10, 2023

Now, now, Rodney, Phideaux wasn’t being sarcastic, he was being ironic.

Phi thinks…“ppbbbllltthh”

Blow some pipe smoke in his face. He’ll hate it!

What’s in his mouth?

Phideaux is thinking I’ll leave you a steaming pile of sarcasm on the floor next to your bed tonight.

“And also dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes or satire!”

Time for an eye-doctor exam.

Phideaux thought “Urine deep doo-doo, mister!!” was a command.

Note to self: Always check shoes BEFORE abandoning slippers.

That.. is not a sarcastic look, it’s a I needed to go and went at the back door, sorry.

That’s one of things I like about cats. They are never sarcastic. I had a Siamese who would tell you what he thought of you right to your face. :)

Good afternoon Balladeers!

It may be time for Rodney to update his optical prescription; he seems to have confused the dog with his son.

not sarcasm, just gas…

Phideaux is sardonic, not sarcastic.

Rodney is entirely too smiley for Phideaux’s liking.