Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 26, 2023

Sure it does!!! I got it from Samsung!

Mine is electric so no.

Most everyone on Ballard St. realizes that Todd’s pilot light went out years ago.

Why would Todd want to heat water that is already hot???

My pilot light doesn’t have a water heater. It just sits there, burning…alone…friendless… bereft.

If it does, does it have a pilot’s license?

Is that a pilot with 1/3 fewer calories?

Mine is electric.

Most of us know this about Todd, which is why we tend to walk on the other side of the street…

Although some do stop to think about the pilot light…….

Those that mind tend to bypass Todds neighbourhood, the one that don’t mind.. don’t care

“Is your Refrigerator running?”

“Do you have Prince Albert in a can?”

We used to have a cat that would lie in the sidewalk that would ambush dogs as they passed by the house.

Good morning Balladeers!

The artist has been listening to George Carlin again.

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=7n6M3jK3Oy0

I think Todd has gas.

If not, it’ll never get off the ground.

I saw the pilot, didn’t watch the movie

Why does “hot water” need to be heated? Isn’t it already hot?

I told my contractor I wanted an extra safe installation. He told me he put in one that even had a co-pilot light. :)

Bert will be late to work now, because he has to go check his hot water heater.

It’s a water heater. Why would anybody heat hot water?