Gordon really needs to put some more thought into his rig. He needs to balance out those leg supports and install better “core” support as well. Especially when he flies down the hall, and around through the living and dining rooms. By the time he makes his first left turn, you can tell he’s already out of sorts.
Easter practice begins early this year, after last year’s debacle from the Ballard Street “Wing and a Prayer Church Play Acting Society and Potluck Club”.
oldpine52 8 months ago
What really chafes Gordon is that the Rope and Pulley club won’t recognize this as an approved activity.
marilynnbyerly 8 months ago
I’d have used a horse’s cinch around the belly. A lot less chaffing that that rope.
Bilan 8 months ago
Nothing a little Vaseline won’t help.
ONE NIGHT ONLY! • Oxymoron & The Paper Towels 8 months ago
Ironic, considering Gordon sold the household chafing dishes for his Hawkman get-up.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 8 months ago
Not to mention he is absolutely ruining his cardboard inserts.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 8 months ago
Gordon really needs to put some more thought into his rig. He needs to balance out those leg supports and install better “core” support as well. Especially when he flies down the hall, and around through the living and dining rooms. By the time he makes his first left turn, you can tell he’s already out of sorts.
[Traveler] Premium Member 8 months ago
Junior bird man
rhpii 8 months ago
Icarus meets the Rope and Pulley Club.
P51Strega 8 months ago
Gordon chafes to be free from the surly bonds of Earth (and from the surly bonds of Marge).
Doug K 8 months ago
Sometimes you just have to let him go and do his thing – and suffer the consequences (including the chafing).
ladykat 8 months ago
I think he wants to emulate Cupid for Valentine’s day. He’s just a tad early, though.
ONE NIGHT ONLY! • Oxymoron & The Paper Towels 8 months ago
Gordon’s theme song? The Wind Beneath My Wings.
Thing is, fewer doughnuts could help with lift-off… along with more of Marge’s world-famous cabbage-bean-and-broccoli omelettes.
ONE NIGHT ONLY! • Oxymoron & The Paper Towels 8 months ago
Gordon harbors high hopes of appearing in a Gold Bond® powder “testimonial” commercial.
ChessPirate 8 months ago
Looks like he’s got the Chalk Outline all ready… ㋛
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 8 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
Munch 8 months ago
Might as well call 911 now and get them on their way.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 8 months ago
A man must make the odd sacrifice to achieve his dream to soar.
ONE NIGHT ONLY! • Oxymoron & The Paper Towels 8 months ago
Easter practice begins early this year, after last year’s debacle from the Ballard Street “Wing and a Prayer Church Play Acting Society and Potluck Club”.
mistercatworks 8 months ago
Nothing a little eagle powder won’t fix. :)
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
A price worth paying for a chance to soar the open Skies.
Chris Sherlock 8 months ago
Somehow, “Fly the friendly skies of Gordon” just doesn’t sound right.
BigBoy 8 months ago
One flew over the Ballard nest
gopher gofer 8 months ago
folks all around town know that gordon is a flight risk…