If he would set that coffee pot on a shelf higher than his head, then he could siphon the coffee into his mouth without having to suck on the tube all the time.
Well, Doctor Flabbergastter ordered Allen to quit those multiple daily caffeine I-V drips, so it made for a desperate, last-minute switch to a drip-style coffeemaker.
The thing about the caffeine trick is that it definitely works. What many people forget is that it does not work indefinitely. Caffeine is basically an energy time-shift drug. It can make you more alert now but you will be less alert later. Eventually caffeine abusers habituate and it takes more coffee for less alertness.
I save caffeine for drinking with meals when it will be absorbed more slowly. Most of the time I drink decaffeinated. If I drink straight caffeinated, it makes me chatty. Believe me, you DON’T want to see me chatty. :)
seanfear 8 months ago
it would do better if it goes thru the ear actually
marilynnbyerly 8 months ago
He must have great lung capacity. Hot liquid doesn’t like going up a straw.
oldpine52 8 months ago
If he would set that coffee pot on a shelf higher than his head, then he could siphon the coffee into his mouth without having to suck on the tube all the time.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 8 months ago
All that coffee……excuse me…..“flush”…
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 8 months ago
Allen’s thoughts are percolating.
mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago
When caffeine just won’t cut it, Allen likes to turn the coffee pot into a hookah.
ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago
Allen gets hosed.
Bilan 8 months ago
At least he learned a little patience and doesn’t stick his mouth under the coffee maker anymore.
Zykoic 8 months ago
Postpyloric tube perhaps?
Doug K 8 months ago
It isn’t working. Allen’s mind is not right.
rhpii 8 months ago
Allen thinks Mornings Suck.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 8 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
ladykat 8 months ago
That’s one way to get your caffeine.
-Saint- 8 months ago
Allen sees his delivery system needs another redesign before he patents it.
ONE NIGHT ONLY! • Oxymoron & The Paper Towels 8 months ago
Well, Doctor Flabbergastter ordered Allen to quit those multiple daily caffeine I-V drips, so it made for a desperate, last-minute switch to a drip-style coffeemaker.
ChessPirate 8 months ago
♪♫ “I can see clearly now, the fog is gone…” ♪♫
MuddyUSA Premium Member 8 months ago
Is way of sipping coffee give him a high!
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
Smokin the pot.
mistercatworks 8 months ago
The thing about the caffeine trick is that it definitely works. What many people forget is that it does not work indefinitely. Caffeine is basically an energy time-shift drug. It can make you more alert now but you will be less alert later. Eventually caffeine abusers habituate and it takes more coffee for less alertness.
I save caffeine for drinking with meals when it will be absorbed more slowly. Most of the time I drink decaffeinated. If I drink straight caffeinated, it makes me chatty. Believe me, you DON’T want to see me chatty. :)
cfkelley 8 months ago
Adding a few shots of Bailey’s or Jameson’s to his coffee gets Allen’s mind on its tiptoes in a hurry.
gopher gofer 8 months ago
but, why is allen using a crazy straw to blow bubbles in the coffee pot…?
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Chris Sherlock 8 months ago
If Allen burns his tongue, that is what he’ll get up on its tiptoes.