Scooter is plotting his route through the rose bushes and under the porch, then around the house where he can sneak up on Toby and bite him on the…well we all know where Scooter is going to bite him.
Scooter doesn’t mind, he “negotiated” his way to a 60-40 Split (And one messed up pant cuff). However, I don’t think he’s gonna think much of the price cut…
Toby — thinking himself a trickle-down job creator too big to fail — is blindsided by neighborhood bureaucracy stepping in and yanking his capitalism privileges.
We have the Ballard Street Humane Society and Bake Sale Club to thank for this policing action.
Toby is recalling a phrase he heard someplace, “screw the pooch” and is wondering how that works. Also how much should he charge, he already has a 50 cent sign but that seems low.
oldpine52 9 months ago
Scooter is plotting his route through the rose bushes and under the porch, then around the house where he can sneak up on Toby and bite him on the…well we all know where Scooter is going to bite him.
marilynnbyerly 9 months ago
The Ballard Street Puppy Protectors and Poutine Pals are sneaking up for some nasty and greasy revenge. Save that puppy!
Bilan 9 months ago
Meanwhile, the squirrels are collecting all of the money they can.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 9 months ago
Does everyone have their pitchforks ready? How about the torches? Okay, LETS GO!
mrwiskers 9 months ago
Relieved to see there are no lines. Folks on Ballard Street have more sense.
Doug K 9 months ago
Giddy-up, Doggie.
morningglory73 Premium Member 9 months ago
Nope, not a good idea Toby.
Buns or Gutter 9 months ago
♪♫
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Keep movin’, movin’, movin’
Though they’re disapprovin’
Keep them dogies movin’…
_DON’T RIDE!_
♬♫
Buns or Gutter 9 months ago
Toby learned nothing from his arrest on that “Pin the Tail on a Real Donkey” scheme.
-Saint- 9 months ago
Toby is trying to decide if he’ll get twice as many people at 50 cents or half as many people with the price hike to a dollar.
ChessPirate 9 months ago
Scooter doesn’t mind, he “negotiated” his way to a 60-40 Split (And one messed up pant cuff). However, I don’t think he’s gonna think much of the price cut…
Buns or Gutter 9 months ago
Toby — thinking himself a trickle-down job creator too big to fail — is blindsided by neighborhood bureaucracy stepping in and yanking his capitalism privileges.
We have the Ballard Street Humane Society and Bake Sale Club to thank for this policing action.
Please support your local HS & BSC!
purepaul Premium Member 9 months ago
Gonna need spurs to tame Scooter.
ladykat 9 months ago
Scooter is planning to rebel against Toby.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
Another idea gone to the dogs.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
People ignore Toby and Scooter is grateful!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 9 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
j.l.farmer 9 months ago
And some time in jail for animal cruelty, I hope!!!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 9 months ago
Toby is recalling a phrase he heard someplace, “screw the pooch” and is wondering how that works. Also how much should he charge, he already has a 50 cent sign but that seems low.
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Seem like a good idea at the time. Then Big Ernest took him up on the offer.
mistercatworks 9 months ago
The saddle alone weighs more than permitted by most animal abuse standards. Consider giving “Toby Rides”.
cfkelley 9 months ago
At least he’s not trying to herd cats.
gopher gofer 9 months ago
toby needs a good pommeling…
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Shikamoo Premium Member 9 months ago
Scooter should bite Toby on the ankles and make him wear the saddle.
Buns or Gutter 9 months ago
Should be a restriction sign there for potential riders:
You must be this low to go on this ride.
rhpii 9 months ago
That’s a hard no and a call to the Ballard Street Looney Lockup.