Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 25, 2024

Keep her away from Chad’s basement.

Her first big idea — from now on, it’s decaf ONLY!

Unfortunately it’s a losing battle…..

Build a wall Virginia.

The nice broach at her throat is a nice touch.

Good morning Balladeers!

Yes, Virginia, there is a Sanity Clause…

That raised toilet seat incident keeps popping up. Chad did say he was sorry and that it won’t happen again, but obviously it’s not enough.

Easy, Ginny — Doctor Earschplittenloudenboomer said the effects of your eye dilation should wear off in a few hours.

It can be a full-time job as you get older. Challenge yourself occasionally.

She’s a rare bird these days

Stay away from the idiots on TikTok. That helps.

The state of Virginia is confusion.

The mind does tend to shrink with age—if you’re Virginia.