Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 28, 2024

that’s an asylum, right?

Watch the doggie jump and eat Mr Hemelshot’s nose off.

Once Scooter figures out that it’s only a photo of a cat on the fence the their enterprise will go bankrupt.

I hope Scooter is getting a cut of the profits.

Ah, the legendary Hemelshots. It is, in its own way, quite a distinction to be a legendary name among the Ballard Street citizenry. Kudos for creativity and effective casting, Hemelshots.

There is a whispering campaign that the Hemelshots might more accurately be known as the “Jager-shots.”

I gotta scope this out.

If they had another telescope someone could be watching the tree bark at the same time.

True story, back in the 80s some friends asked us and another couple over for dinner. The neighbors next door were having a pretty loud party, so we peeked over the fence. How can I put this delicately? No one had on any clothes, and they weren’t playing Canasta!

Good morning Balladeers!

Watch the doggie bark. See the doggie jump. Feel the doggie bite.

This could be a good fundraiser for the local whist club. Be worth ~50 cents for 2~3 minutes and they could be selling bags of rocks as well.

“Hey, he’s not barking, he’s snarling and chewing his way through his leash! What’re you trying to pull here, Hemelshot?”

… [Fade to Black] …

“Magnify take a look?”

Beware: Scooter has the lethal combination of a long memory, extreme patience, and ice-cold vengeance.

Hmmmm, nude and not playing canasta……what were they doing?

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. We’re so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside. There behind the fence is a real barking mess. Be careful as you pass move along, move along. (Karn Evil 9 – Emerson Lake and Palmer only slightly paraphrased)

Don’t try this at home kids, not without some ear protection.

Not seeing the restraining leash.

I just hope the Hemelshots are charging for this. If not, they’re missing out on a golden opportunity.

now, why didn’t we think of that? not being that creative, i just broke out the hose and doused the new neighbors’ yappy dog when i finally got tired of listening to it yap at me in my own yard…