Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 23, 2024

it’s blue so i guess it’s water – i hope.

A tsunami of integrity just swept over Fenton.

It must be coffee break time.

Oh no; it’s Horizontal Disease. Now he has to slither home.

Oops, looks like a real world paradigm shift.

Don’cha just hate it when that happens?!?

MAN DOWN!

That’s business: One minute you’re up, the next you’re down.

Tipping your chair is NOT fun!

Good morning Balladeers!

Ballard OSHA will now require airbags, a backup camera, helmet and 6 weeks office chair training.

Ya picked a fine time (♪♫)

♪♫ “The wheel on the chair just took you down, took you down, took you down. The wheel on the chair just took you down, you look like a clown…” ♪♫

Way to hang on to your pen, Fenton!

A broken wheel will do that.

For anyone who’s never had this happen, please suddenly raise your hand very high and fall off the edge of your seat.

Thank you.

You are now one of us.

— The Ballard Street Guild of the Differently-Balanced & Diffidently-Thoughtful Actions Association

“Better Living Through, Well, You Know… Someday”

REBOOT!! REBOOT!!

He will blame the chair. The chair knows it’s all those donuts the human ate during coffee breaks.

Mr. Mickle has crashed!

Just noticed the wheel that fell off. He must have been leaning very hard at the wheel of commerce. That chair looks like a tight fit. He’s going to need help to get out of this one. It will take more than one lawyer.

looks like he just got a hot tip…

Sometimes, the wheels fall off commerce.

♪♫

It’s a short way to tip-a-chair-eee

it’s a short way to go

It’s a short way tip-a-chair-eee

to the hardest floor I know…

♬♫

He was feeling tipsy, and now this! Wilbur feels his world crashing down around him, like a stock market crash.

The corporate version of coitus interruptus?