Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 29, 2024

looks like The Godfather to me

Scooter hasn’t quite mastered the art of tying a tie.

Scooter just sold your house, bought a 30 ft boat, bought 400 shares of Tesla Stock and booked a trip to the Congo. He’s gonna go take a nap. Oh, he used your Master Card, if that’s okay.

Men of business, on the other hand, are scared to death of Scooter. He wrecks havoc on their wardrobes. Scooter has amassed a wardrobe of his own with three jackets, six hats, a dazzling array of ties, and one one pair of pants (that Mr. Philiblaster doesn’t want to talk about).

Good morning Balladeers!

He’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse.

“Be a shame if somethin’ happened to the rest of your pencils…”

Scooter knows there are doughnuts in the break room.. for men of business.

Once Scooter has done his business, he’s ready for lunch and a nap.

Trust that’s a pen or pencil and not the, um, last straw.

Scooter was trained by the JD Rockefeller school for dogs…

He’d look better playing poker with other dogs. :)

Scooter is going to make you an offer you can’t refuse.

And Dick Tracey cosplayer

He looks tied up at the moment.

when it comes to business, scooter takes a dogged approach…