Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 03, 2024

one thing was missing though; a straight jacket

Keeping up with the Napoleons

The illusion will be shattered when Maude serves his hot dog and potato chips and pours his grape koolaid.

Door Dash is late again!

BeanyWeenies always taste better when consumed alFresco

You’ll need to clear a spot for me to set this down, Nelson

However, Nelson wonders, "Should the long tails of his tux go through the opening of his chair, or is it more proper to sit on them? Life is so full of so many unwritten rules!!!

The mosquitos have noticed, and will be along shortly.

Good morning Balladeers!

Nelson doesn’t do anything by half; No, this is the Full Nelson!

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Nicely done, Nelson.

Nelson’s found an epic cure for his boredom.

Some members of the Michelin family have a way of getting things sideways.

Ever the wayward trendsetter, Nelson attempts to recreate the ambiance of Parisian sidewalk cafes with American suburban curbside dining.

Unfortunately the notices he sent to the Ballard Street News had the wrong date on it, And, Ethyl said she had a headache and would not attend.

Nelson sits alone again! His last dare spread the word that he is only interested in a foray!

Unfortunately for Nelson, his lawn sprinklers are about to start.

The Ballard Bugle decided to pass on covering Nelson’s epicurean adventure.

Nelson forgot to include the fine food.

Nelson sadly fails to exude any modicum of ‘swayve and deboner’.

Welcome to Chez Nelson where your dinner, like Nelson, is waiting…no food, just waiting.

Okay, let’s make this fast. How many people here don’t find Nelson insufferable?

Nelson dines alone for a reason. Noone wants to eat with him.