Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 29, 2024

So many lovely choices.

Sartorial gravitas

His wife Thelma, along with their neighbors on both sides, wish Ernie would make his choice in the closet.

All highly distinctive, but what could possess Ernie to wear the second pair from the top, roughly at Ernie’s 1:00 and our 9:00? They look to me to be missing a rather substantial portion of fabric that, were it present, would cover his naughty bits.

On second thought, I don’t want to know what could possess him to wear those.

What he wears inside (underneath his pants) inspires the way he feels on the outside.

Shopping online has certainly broadened his selection

I hope that he doesn’t wear tight-fitting pants with some of those choices. People might have questions.

When I get home from work today, the first thing that I’m going to do is rip off my wife’s panties! I got dressed in the dark this morning and put hers on by mistake and they’ve been binding on me all day.

“Let’s see… which Superhero do I want to be today?”

The ones without holes in the crouch.

Anyone having trouble getting onto Cleo & Company?

Notice there is no thong underwear, Thelma has burned those because of the, umm notions.. Ernie would have keeping her from her chores.

Pick a clean pair this time. Even the mailman was complaining.

Ernie puts the VD in BVDs.

It’s the weekend, go without!

Good morning Balladeers!

Will this be a “no underwear” day?

Ernie buys his underwear from Omar the Tent Maker.

Ernie dresses for the boxers convention.

Those pom poms have got to go! :)

Just flip yesterday’s inside out…

wear the one with the tassels around the "fi nes de bre " like Lord Windsmere so your farts have more sound

I bet the tassels tickle…

Ernie’s a gardener, so maybe the flowered underwear would be suitable.

The neighbors would rather not know which pair he’s wearing.

He has to live up to his flamboyant personality!!

strange that ernie doesn’t seem to like spangles…

HAHAHAHA!!!

Ernie square pants

Good night, Ballard Dears.