Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 21, 2024

that’s an invention that I should’ve used long before my butt becomes under my shoulder plates

With such a wide uh “frame” to move, you’d need the water flow of Niagara Falls.

Since when did Sea World get water slides. Of course I haven’t been there since 1980.

Whee!

Another example of the fallacy of trickle-down economics.

The Silver Lining, however, is that the flow is hitting just the right spot…

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Also, they don’t try to send the walrus down the slide.

Man, a tee shirt would be nice.

The weight to water ratio is off by a factor of 6, Meryl was never very good at math.

Good morning Balladeers!

Back in your tank, Shamu! :)

You need a waterfall. Or a Telflon slide.

I bet he’s got plenty of extra ‘water’ to improve that flow rate.

looks like he let slide maintenance slide…