Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 24, 2024

the answer you’re seeking, lies in jellyfish

She has it all wrong, it’s nose measurements. So with that capacity she better buy kleenex by the car load.

Measuring what’s on the outside …

… is not the same as measuring what’s on the inside.

President of the Ballard Street “Phrenology and Ruler Society”.

Good morning Balladeers!

I still remember Liz Feeney measuring my noggin for a graduation cap, saying," You’ve got the biggest head in the class!" Some words stick with you even after 52 years.

Natalie’s “Noodle Incident”…

Natalie’s using an imperial ruler but brain capacity is measure in metric cc’s. Takes the new math to convert the values, leaving Natalie.. confused.

Indeed she is confused…..

Natalie may not be smart, but at least she’s nattily dressed.

The distance between the eyebrows is a better indicator.

Not so much. It all in the wrinkles of the brain not the bulk.

In Natalie’s case, they’re inversely proportional.

to natalie, it seemed like a no-brainer…

Natalie has good reason to wonder.

Good night,Ballard Dears.