Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 03, 2024

Mr. Higglepoofen is contemplating wearing the lower half of a suit of armor from now on.

…. Toby works in the IRS

A bit of ammonia in a spray bottle will cause Toby to rethink his plans.

The Late Dennis’s Mens Fine Furnishings and Bait Shoppe used to carry tin foil trousers for such emergencies. BTW I heard Carl Poofendinger may buy the lease from the Estate. And Carl said he will carry Cardboard Inserts!

I’m guessing that Toby specializes in USPS employees and door-to-door salesman.

Toby is still searching for a rare piece of Chartreuse Corduroy to add to his collection.

He has several shreds of fabric there, but has he a single shred of decency?

He’s a [Pant! Pant!] Pantaloon!

Toby turned out to be a fine investment for the Ballard St “Trousers for You” company.

Toby was trained by the local clothier!!!

Good morning Balladeers!

If Toby keeps this up, he’ll be in puppy prison for a loooong time out.

Haberdashery. Toby’s favorite hash tag.

Pants Hash is especially tasty when made with a little leg flesh. :)

@#toby…

Someone lost their wallet. I’m surprised Toby left it there.

Toby needs a date with animal control.

Toby, or not Toby, one dog or another will get you on Ballard St.