Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 20, 2024

Gary’s in trouble…..

Gary will need a larger calibre when hunting big game

his exit will soon be announced I guess (and that won’t be a pretty scene as well)

Mildred is trying to remember where she put the tranquilizer dart gun after the last time Gary went off his medications.

Mildred announced Gary’s departure. With a few of those toorhpicks.

Why should a nice glass of chardonnay suffer for an entrance announcement?

Suddenly, Gary darted into the room…

He will live up to his “Dead Eye” nickname after Millie gives him her left in 3…2…

That was quite an entrance!

Gary’s personal weather forecast:

Thunder and lightning expected with a 100% chance of chardonnay showers.

Gary considers himself to be the enlivening part of any party. Sadly the party usually ends upon his arrival.

He’s only trying to help. He knows how Mildred gets when she’s “had a few”…

Gary suctions all the wine out of a room…

“Hey! I got these wine glasses at Target!”

( ͡~ ˷ ʖ ⚆)

Gary always sticks to his guns.

this comic tells SUCH a story!! First I read the caption and I look to see what Gary is up to. Then , wait, what is in his hand? Is that a dart gun??? Then I pan down to the wine glass. Perfection !!!

Which was unexpected……

Good morning Balladeers!

Mighty fine shooting, Gary!

Gary needs a shot glass. He already shot one, perhaps that will do.

that gary’s a real pistol, she thinks to herself…

she appears to not be amused…