Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 09, 2024

he beat me to it

Return to sender!

That would be one heck of a surprise for Porch pirates

Neither Scooter nor Ted’s wife Mable have any idea who Arlene is.

This is Velvet Underground’s “The Gift” song about Waldo & Marsha.

Arlene’s not here, man.

Decisions!, decisions! to open or not to open!

Arlene has decided it’s a box that should not be opened until XMas.

Lot to unpack on this one.

Ted needs to start thinking outside of the box.

Sadly the post office is making more and more wrong address deliveries. Ted best be hoping for a good rainstorm to turn that cardboard to mush and let him out.

Arlene may simply return him to sender.

Arlene is not impressed with Ted’s package.

Good morning Balladeers.

Ted got the wrong address. Mabel is wondering if she should tell him he’s back home.

arlene heard ted inside the box and thought to herself, oh, crate…