Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 21, 2024

This could take a while.

update the RAMs dude

This could be explained by the fact that when Ted’s doctor did a brain scan on him, he found nothing.

Ted has to replace the burnt out light bulb in the living room ceiling, He’ll probably screw it up ……

This really sounds like an AI kind of response. I think Ted’s a cyborg.

…and he knows it won’t make a difference anyway. Mildred is still gonna whap him up aside the head .

It’s probably best for him not to say anything at this point anyway.

Ted is questioning the veracity of “ It’s Easier to Ask Forgiveness Than It Is To Get Permission”

Ted has no excuse.

I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn’t my fault! I swear to God!

Good morning Balladeers!

Come on Ted, just do it!

In my own defense, I was left unsupervised.

“His only options here are to fake a heart attack or have a real one.” – Raj Koothrappali on “The Big Bang Theory”

Hopefully Ted synapse out of it.

Always a sad moment when there are no more excuses.

He’s probably trying to figure out what he did to make an excuse for. Little does he know that it was her fault, not his!!

This is why I always respond with the truth. It’s too hard to keep track of lies and leads to those tell-tale pauses. One evening my wife confronted me with the question, “Where have you been?”

I told her I had been having dinner with a woman.

Not even an argument. She was prepared for a lie, but not for the truth.

I always just lead with I didn’t do it, ok I did it in but (whoever I can see in the area) told me to