Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 21, 2024

This could take a while.

update the RAMs dude

This could be explained by the fact that when Ted’s doctor did a brain scan on him, he found nothing.

Ted has to replace the burnt out light bulb in the living room ceiling, He’ll probably screw it up ……

This really sounds like an AI kind of response. I think Ted’s a cyborg.

…and he knows it won’t make a difference anyway. Mildred is still gonna whap him up aside the head .

It’s probably best for him not to say anything at this point anyway.

Ted is questioning the veracity of “ It’s Easier to Ask Forgiveness Than It Is To Get Permission”

Ted has no excuse.

I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn’t my fault! I swear to God!