Pluggers by Rick McKee for September 23, 2019

hmmmm

I don’t think. I just go.

A senior plugger also knows where all the restrooms are.

There’s probably a fire hydrant or a tree outside, too.

Aren’t all pluggers seniors?

Only if there is coffee or beer involved :-)

He yearns to stop.

In this case, we can assume that the wealthy seniors do the same. Even Bentleys don’t come with boys rooms.

If he’s lucky enough to find one that isn’t “Closed For Cleaning.”

I have lived a long life and have learned the following: “Never miss an opportunity to pee”. Words to live by!

That would explain why so many large RVs are driven by Pluggers: $300,000 Port-a-potties!

I don’t pass any and I know where all of them are!

To sleep perchance to wake up to go pee.

Too true.

this statement is mostly true – just ‘depends’

I call it a “preventative pee”

Better safe than sorry!

In a related story, a senior plugger always thinks twice about getting a second glass of soda.

A,B,C,D,E,F,G. I can’t find the bathroom key. I can’t sing anymore. I have to clean the mess on the floor.

I was going to post something cute here but I had to go to the bathroom. B